Thursday, May 14, 2009

Alex/Dr. Evil Graduates

"It's Dr. Evil, I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "mister," thank you very much."

For Alex I think it was four years of Evil Medical School.

Congratulations Aleixo! Good luck with the start of your new career at J&J. Just make sure - I receive 15% of gross revenue from patented original ideas, because your original ideas are really my original ideas.

Dr. Evil: Oh hell, let's just do what we always do. Hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage. Yeah? Good! Gentlemen, it has come to my attention that a breakaway Russian Republic called Kreplachistan will be transferring a nuclear warhead to the United Nations in a few days. Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
Number Two: Don't you think we should ask for *more* than a million dollars? A million dollars isn't exactly a lot of money these days. Virtucon alone makes over 9 billion dollars a year!
Dr. Evil: Really? That's a lot of money.
[pause]
Dr. Evil: Okay then, we hold the world ransom for...
Dr. Evil: One... Hundred... BILLION DOLLARS!

Portraits were shot on location at The University of Florida Campus in Gainesville, FL on May 1st 2009. Yep that's my birthday. Thanks for getting me to shoot YOUR portraits on MY birthday Alex. Seriously.